The Smoke out (4real)

So the rules for the 1st annual Peace Pipe build-off are as follows:

1. There are no rules
2. Pipes will be judged on Craftsmanship, creativity and function.
3. The deadline for the big pow wow will be Thanksgiving Day. In honor of all the brave souls who lost their lives and land to the scared and greedy white man.
4. There are no losers except for Mitch.

ps: Mitch I borrowed the neck of your stratocaster. Hope you don't mind.